why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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