I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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