I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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