Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Randomize