Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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