is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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