If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
As shirtless as possible
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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