Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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