your thong is hanging out like whoa
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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