dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
