If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
And then he peed in my hair
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