okay pat passed out under dana's car
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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