He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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