just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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