AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
bring money and cleavage
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
