I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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