ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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