I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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