Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We left the knife in your bed.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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