she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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