Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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