I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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