Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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