No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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