no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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