"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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