I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
The Olympian is in my bed
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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