there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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