at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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