The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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