Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
