Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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