Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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