Small penises have feelings too.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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