okay pat passed out under dana's car
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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