think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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