see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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