Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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