Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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