exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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