please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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