See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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