i already hear my dad disowning me
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
sex in a hospital.. check
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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