im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
