if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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