He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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