Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Shame is for Republicans.
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