Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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