thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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