one might say we're banned from that church
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
There's a naked man in my car right now.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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