She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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