Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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