come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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