She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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