Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my sisters under your porch take her home
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
